those are all so me!! well put.

secret stash of weed!! (always, for crafy times) i love it!

i can't help myself...Mayank you are incredibly cute.

i don't know who J.K Rowling or Professor Snape are.
this capricorn doesn't have time for fiction.
;)

Yep and the trees that each person's wands are made of corelate to the tree for the Celtic season of their birth. Gotta love JK and HP. Didn't know Snape was a Capricorn. No wonder Dumbledore trusts him Capricorns are loyal.

I did not know that. That is maybe why I like that character so....

awwwwwwwww! You've done the thing with the vacuum cleaner, HAVEN'T you?

Whew! I thought it was just me.

I'd rather have your love, but if i can't have your love then you'd better give me some money, bitch.
< Cuz I don't have any money. Nor do I have any weed. But If I did, I would share it generously. Except for that secret stash. >

Why should i waste my time and money going to the store for new vacuum bags when i can just spend 20 minutes pulling clumps of schwag & schmutz out the little hole in the old bag? There. Good as new.
< 20 minutes? I can spruce up that vacuum bag in five, and finish vacuuming in 10. >

Eating things that fell on the floor makes me more robust by challenging my immune system to step up a notch.
< One one thousand, two one thousand, three one... there... five second rule, and so dust bunnies on my errant french fry.>

I am incapable of throwing out a pair of shoes as long as it can still be walked upon. Therefore, I have at least one pair of shoes from 1993 that have been duct-taped back together. Hey, at least I used black tape, you can hardly see it.
<Dude. You should see my Playa stompers! Black duct tape and Goop seaping out of the rubber soul patch. Dig that.>

I secretly plan my life in anticipation of the day when I will be so wealthy or so famous that all the people who made fun of me in 6th grade will wish they hadn't.
<Then they can lick the Playa off my Stompers, bitches. Where's my money at?>

I am fairly good at a hell of a lot of things. I am exceptionally good at a _few_ things, but for some reason i only talk about doing them.
<Wanna see the list?> We're all list makers. Check 'em off....

Admitting to myself that i've caught a cold is as hard for me as admitting that i've fallen in love. I will insist that it's allergies until the moment i find myself unable to get out of bed...which is pretty much the case when i'm in love too.
< I can't tell you WHY I need Kleanex. And I'm not crying, I just used some Visine...>

I don't mind change, as long as i'm the one making it.
<Unless of course I change my mind - "Capricious" is derived from Capricorn!

I like the way I do things, so I do everything myself. It's easier than having to hire & fire people, and easier than making & losing friends. By the way, i'm the loneliest person i know.
< Delegate, Schmelagate. I'd just have to explain every little detail to whomever... by that time, I could have done it all twice!>

Don't ever believe me when i tell you i have NO money. I've also got a secret little stash of herb squirreled away somewhere, but don't ask me to share it with you. I don't have any weed, sorry.
< Got little parcels SQUIRRELD away everywhere. We're all nuts like that. And no I don't have any weed you can buy, either.>

Most people think that Scorpio is the most secretive sign of the zodiac, but Capricorn is cunning, crafty, stealthy and cautious--the perfect recipe for pulling the wool over anyone's eyes. Luckily we also have an incredibly guilty conscience which keeps us from doing any serious harm.
< Who doesn't love a good surprise now and then... Ok it' eating me up inside and I can't keep it a secret any longer... I have to confess.. >

By the way I'm a really good kisser...I just thought you'd like to know, since you've fantasized about kissing me before.
< You know you want me bitches. And I'm the best kisser you'll NEVER have! .... Juts out hips ... take that! "Ughhh!" >